Do you remember drinking craft beer in the mid-90s? When Old Horizontal was the absolute shit*, and people still thought Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale were pretty good beers†, and you made a Christmas beer by going in the brewery, grabbing the Beer-Making-Volume Control and cranking that bad boy up to 11?‡
Be damned if it's going to be 8 years before I have another!
*And it still pretty much is.
†And they still are.
‡And you can obviously still make a damned good beer that way.